I'm Emily from New York.

b0nes-and-suicide:

*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

(via alionwithoutteeth)

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.
iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:I just like this pho-
Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

rhymez:

#1 rule: never cry over a fuckboy

(via consistent-curse)

kurtbort:

*swirls $6.99 wine*

(via songsgetlouder)

backyardskills:


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via littlemermaidtears)

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